I Didn’t Fall! (But I Almost Fell. Right When I Got to the Podium. (Forward!))
The book signing went well! By the end of the hour it looked like a Derby Gang had shown up to be my bodyguards, and perhaps their intimidating size could be the reason the place sold out my books...
View ArticleDon’t Worry That It’s Not Good Enough for Anyone Else to Hear.
It’s still tonight, so technically I’m still doing my update for today.And I will start it with the tail end of another fantastic email, one that might make you jealous with it’s geniusness. (At least...
View ArticleIt’s Not That Scary: Shooting a Gun
I’m not sure how Jason got it into his head that I needed to shoot a gun. I know that he’s not the only person in my life who assumed I would enjoy such a thing. Chris Huff, a weapons expert, has...
View ArticleTales from the Accidental Asshole: The Wine Tasting
I am not the best when it comes to names and faces. I will remember one or the other, but I cannot seem to put them together. And I’ve even tried the thing where you hear someone’s name and then you...
View ArticleHere Comes My Old Lady Rant
I bought the worst tea the other day! That’s really all you have to read, but I’m going to elaborate. I have been out of tea for a while because I don’t drink it. That’s not exactly true. There are...
View ArticleHey, Pamie: “How Do I Move to LA?”
Today’s Weekly Procrastination (which couldn’t come at a better time on my procrastination schedule), fills me with anxiety. [readermail] Hi Pamie, So I am thinking of moving to LA in…well, around a...
View ArticleHow I Might Have Just Become the Newest Urban Legend
[AUDIO NOTE: I performed this piece this past weekend at Anna David’s True Tales of Lust and Love (also starring Melissa Villasenor, Morgan Walsh, and Claire Titelman.) I highly recommend listening to...
View ArticleDropping Names Like They’re Maiden
A couple of weeks ago I was having dinner with the smart and funny Linda Holmes. Linda was in town to cover the TCA’s, an annual two-week tv critic lock-in that sounds like the television equivalent of...
View ArticleHey, Pamie: “Someone Told Me My Idea Isn’t Good. Should I Listen?”
This has been sitting in the inbox for a while. My apologies. [readermail] Hi Pam, I attended your Chicks with Bics panel and we met briefly during the BBQ at the Austin Film Festival. Thank you very...
View ArticleCome see me, LA! –> Working Poet Radio Show
From LA Weekly: The Working Poet Radio Show 7:00 p.m. June 4 Los Angeles Central Library Mark Taper Auditorium Whether it’s Twitter, YouTube or Instagram, digital media are changing the business world,...
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